Justin Bieber, I hate you (a poem)
I've determined that the state of mind Most popularly known as “Bieber Fever” Is an STD that affects the brain My reasoning for this Is that you have to be fucked in the head To like that little horse mouthed bastard This kid walks into a revolving glass door Revolving
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yesterday
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Danish
As i'm standing at a west virginia gas station on my way back to indiana to see friends and family I havent seen in years one very important question arises a profound query comes to my lips “Should I get a danish” and then Gara speaks to me my friend
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yesterday
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No Name
Ch 1. Ten year old Stephen Snergler sat in his bathtub, the lights all off, not afraid of the mirror anymore; feeling the water escape down the drain. He tried not to pay attention to the sound of the air conditioner kicking on, and was successful by the time the
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Aug 24, 10
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Insert annoying emo song lyric of the moment here

K. There doesn't really seem to be much to do at the moment but accept that my therapist was probably right when she said I have major depressive disorder, and whore for some support. I've actually been fighting this since I was oh, about five. It comes and goes, and
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Jul 30, 10
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it's not the devil calling

As my first blog since being an intern I am going to share what's been happening... then go into my life lesson :) okay so I graduated, with the help of JK and Smitty.... time to enter the real world.... no journalism jobs... okay so I'll go to job fairs
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Jun 7, 10
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Simple rules for poker.

I am just going to complain. When you play poker without putting your own money in, its not like the World Championship Poker table. Yes the prize is a 100 dollars, which isn't bad. You don't have to get up a walk around the bar as though you are going
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Jun 1, 10
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Mi Hermanos y Hermanas Mexicanos (not all in spanish)

Slavery still exists in America Only this time a different race was chosen And you probably see them at work every day They're the Mexican people Mi personas Chained by the hopes of a better life For themselves and their families They are beaten by the protests and insults Of
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Apr 29, 10
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What IndyMojo has given me

Like a lot of the members here, I originally joined Mojo after seeing a bunch of lunatics at a bar. I started getting active in the forums while at work because it was better than actually doing my job. In March of 2009 (the 25th, to be exact), I got
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Apr 28, 10
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Destiny: A Random Poll

Destiny: True or False? Why? Because I'm curious. Do you believe in it? Is life just a series of random moments strung together or does your life have a purpose? I took a random little survey of about 50 people in the last two weeks. Mostly because I was bored,
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Apr 27, 10
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High School Love

I want that junior high/high school love That nothing can ever happen to us love That get off the phone and call right back love I want that love I had Back when I was naïve enough to believe That things like love couldn't be tarnished And it had to
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Mar 4, 10
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The Story -- a poem by Bryan Meluch
The Story Life is a story. The world is the setting. All who think are characters. Those who think most are main characters, for each thought requires description. Those who feel the most require at least as much attention, for each feeling also a description. Suffering is felt more than
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Feb 18, 10
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May that I find you in Evening's Mirror -- a poem by Bryan Meluch
May that I find you in Evening's Mirror Should your skeptic's ears hear my words and wonder, then Adrift upon uncertain seas Perhaps this weary and wanting mariner Availed of wayward Zephyr's breath, will Among strange flotsam humanity discover Sextant no longer pointing him west Dearest mine, where
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Feb 17, 10
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New poem (feedback please)...this is not a bash on anyone
I cannot take full credit for this poem Because your eyes looked into my mind Found the extent of my vocabulary Searched for every analogy and metaphor I could muster Then sent your beauty to my hand So it could transcend the ink in my pen So that I could
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Feb 16, 10
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hiding places

I've found that my coat pockets have become a repository for all sorts of random items lately. Reaching in for my work ID this morning I pulled out no less than nine separate and unique items: spare change (which really just counts as one item despite there being two quarters,
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Feb 10, 10
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Do's & Dont's While Traveling in Europe

A recently re-found & resurrected blog that's too good not to repost... When in Wherever... DO ask foreign travel companions to do an American accent. Not just because it's funny, but because what they say inevitably reveals some stereotype about Americans. Like that we're all from Texas or frequent
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Jan 20, 10
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actions (working title)
A man is defined by his actions But how long do those definitions last A month, a year 10 years, a lifetime Does every decision, mistake, and good Last forever with us Do they become some irreversible suit That we can never take off If that's the case I'm got
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Jan 2, 10
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[X]mas Worth Writing [Mojo] About

So I hope all you Mofo's had a FABULOUS holiday, whatever you celebrate. I must tell you that I had the most entertaining, wildly hilarious, most memorable and BEST Christmas yet! My family and I treked up to the North Country (also known as Chicagoland area) to spend the holiday
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Dec 29, 09
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Good Riddance, 2009!

Photo by Flickr user jimgspokane Perhaps you've heard. 2009 was not the greatest of years for most people. Yes, really! It was so crap, Times Square in NYC even hosted an official Good Riddance party as part of its festivities. What are YOU saying good riddance to? For me, it's
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Dec 29, 09
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product of your environment
Whoever said that you are a product of your environment and it pre-destines your personality speech, and mannerisms is a dumb ass some shit is just engrained in you from birth and the outside world don't have a damn thing to do about it let me give you an example
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Dec 25, 09
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The Kat to my Starbuck

Apparently, I handle emotionally-devastating circumstances better when I put them into sci-fi terms. I need to tell you a story about an amazing girl, who I almost missed the pleasure of being friends with. For those uninitiated to the greatness that was Battlestar Galactica's most recent series inc
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Dec 23, 09
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