A Little About Me...
Don't let the purity score fool you ... sometimes you gotta get dirty before you get clean!
Copied from MySpace, because well, I'm a little lazy. But you love me anyway:
- I used to watch pro wrestling like it was my job. I still have a poster of Stone Cold up in my moms house.
- My favorite sport as a kid was football, but my mom wouldnt let me play with the boys because she was afraid I would get hurt. She did let me take up golf. I immediately got hit in the shin with a 200 yd drive. Ouch!
- From the age of 19 to 24 I didnt drink any alcohol. I now spend my weekends making up for lost time. :)
- Sometimes I eat ice cream for breakfast.
- I once played basketball, ultimate Frisbee, volleyball, badminton, soccer, flag football, and ran 3 track events ... all in one day. My legs were sore for about a week after.
- If I was a cartoon cereal kid, I would totally sneak the rabbit some Trix. Seriously, will the world end if he partakes in the crunchy milky goodness? I think not.
- Sometimes when I get bored at work, I try to trick the electric stapler into stapling nothing or count how many time I can spin around in my chair. I used to dance at my desk, but I havent since I was caught by a coworker trying to "ride that donkey, donkey." A little tip to everyone, don't sing and dance along to Donkey Butt in your cube, even if you think everyone has gone home for the day.
- I once high-fived and hugged all the Milwaukee Brewers sausages on their way off the field. The Italian suasage pinched my ass, in true Italian fashion. I liked it. Lol. ;)
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