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member # 4034 · since jan '08

age / sex:	a 27 yr old male
status:	single
orientation:	straight
here for:	long term relationship - friends / activity partners - just dating - networking
location:	Southside, Indianapolis
birthplace:	dayton, ohio
sun sign:	cancer
body:	6'3 / 240 pounds athletic
hair:	dark brown
eyes:	hazel
ethnicity:	white / caucasian
education:	bachelors degree
employment:	between jobs
occupation:	Havoc-wreaker
have kids?	no
want kids?	maybe
religion:	christian
favorite words:	attenuate, immolate, urban legend
pets:	i have a dog
tobacco:	i smoke socially
booze:	pass the bottle!
substances:	none - but live and let live
my stats
responses:	394
profile views:	6795
on the hot list of:	15 members
Forum posts:	7579 search


	ColonelObvious It can only get better!

A Little About Me...
My name is Jared and I like to party.

I'm 26 years old, a Purdue alum('04) and Marine Veteran('05-08). Right now I'm looking for a job until the FAA comes calling(right now they're saying October 2010).

I love sports, music, movies, being out and about, along with other shenanigans Indymojo gets involved in.

What I'm Looking For...
Just looking to make friends and have a good time.

From concerts to bars to video game nights and sporting events(playing and/or watching), I'm pretty easy to entertain.

my interests: basketball boilermakers boondock saints car shows cars colts custom cars downtown drag racing drunkdialin foo good movies good music helping people hoosiers love making friends nintendo wii pacers playstation 3 politics red eye cafe scion militia scions the spot working out xbox 360 my posse can tag me the tag cloud map

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28
2009

The Day I Was Born Part 3
Cool nonchalantly said "so let me guess, that was your first time, wasn't it?" No speech was necessary. Cool nearly fell over laughing. "You mean to tell me that in the last 24 hours or so, you've smoked your first bit of pot, your first cigarettes, you got drunk for the first time, AND you just lost your virginity?" "Um, yeah." "Dude, that's probably the best day anyone's ...

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28
2009

The Day I Was Born Part 2
After one of the longer(and more memorable, although not quite as clearly as more recent) sessions of beer pong I've ever played, I follow Cool into the house with the two bikini-clad girls in tow. Cool's older brother was a bartender and just happened to be mixing it up with several coeds acting as drink-maker. Pretty cool little bar. One side was flush to cabinets, the othe ...

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28
2009

The Day I Was Born Part 1
Let's preface this story. I grew up a square. Cultured, yes. But largely, a square. Did a bit of private school, played high school sports in the 90s/2000s(which means drug testing), went to church every Sunday, and never had a girlfriend in high school. Did I go on dates? Sure. Did I ever get emotionally attached enough to commit my allegiance to a specific female? No. That ...

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28
2009

Warning Shot
I decided somewhere between sleep and awake this morning that I am going to start writing my blog. I guess reading Tucker Max's latest has my mind abuzz. I've been meaning to put some of my stories in text and just... haven't? Here we go, I guess. Let's get some things out of the way(so you don't have to feel a certain way and comment in a fashion that might disturb the proces ...

i would describe the way i dress as… trying to either make you laugh or make you look bad. Or both. Or... I actually don't plan my outfits out like some people. I kinda just go with the flow.

my favorite place in the whole world is… my bed. No really. Um. Waikiki Beach/North Shore, Hawaii.

when it comes to politics… you better know your shit before we debate this, seriously. I support Barack Obama.

my musical tastes… anything you can feel. Chevelle, Breaking Benjamin, Trust Company, Box Car Racer, Weezer... Atreyu, John Legend, John Mayer, Jack Johnson... just to name a few...
Vanilla Ice and MC Hammer...

i would best describe my work ethic as… I realized a long time ago that when you work for someone else, you're just watering their flowers. I decided, after experiencing an abundance of inadequacy in leadership, I have decided that I will be in charge from now on.

when it comes to my space (apartment, home, etc.)… I have clean laundry laying everywhere and dirty laundry in a small pile. I do my dishes and take care of my stuff. I love watching movies and tv shows and just hanging out.

the worst (or best) lie i've ever told was... the most amazing thing about your past is that if you mess up enough, sometimes you cannot escape it.

my superpowers are... I can smell bullshit. I can see through things that most people are trying desperately to conceal.

things that make me really angry! people who tell other people that their opinion is wrong and then act like their opinion is the truth. And in these forums, it happens a lot. A LOT. So you just have to learn to let it go.

i'm currently reading... Managing Millions

if i'm in front of the tv, i might be watching... ESPN is king of my tv. I love watching sports and sporting events. I also watch House, How I Met Your Mother, Scrubs, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, and stand-up comedy.

my most recent disorder or neurosis... Mojo Madness!

"i've got five witnesses that will say I was somewhere else."

	emily provided an alibi at 3/9/10 @ 04:56 pm	·
	Congrats on being a business owner. Persistence does pay off!
	KC provided an alibi at 2/10/10 @ 03:18 pm	·
	currently standing on my office chair in my cubicle with my fist up for the Northsiders anthem....whatever that anthem may be.
	Crimson provided an alibi at 1/17/10 @ 05:21 pm	·

	MVP provided an alibi at 11/27/09 @ 03:12 am	·
	I hope you and Emily had a good thanksgiving!
	B Rip provided an alibi at 10/22/09 @ 10:07 am	·
	Hey are you on indymojo?
	Crimson provided an alibi at 8/12/09 @ 07:00 am	·
	You said you wanted irony!<br>
	Nick G. provided an alibi at 7/28/09 @ 05:24 pm	·
	No one parties like I do.

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